Well, I like to masturbate a lot. My “friends” have all abandoned me, they are dumb. What is the big deal, stealing form an dying old man, so what! At least he can’t hurt me. Can he? I will probably be changing my phone number soon, to many crank calls. What’s the point. Anyway one of these days I am gonna go over to his house and teach him a thing or 2. Yeah, I know where he lives.